At last, it's time for the July 2009 consumer guide: Z Rock, Sonny With a Chance, ATHF (twice), and more!

Also, I should note that this consumer guide will be divided into two parts: the "Turkey Shoot" (yes, I know Robert Christgau came up with it first), a compilation of bad TV seasons, which began with ATHF's first season, and the featured albums, all of which will recieve grades nno lower than a B PLUS.